STARTERS
Soup of the day £8.50(V*)( V)(GF*)
Summer Breeze – a warm pear with goat’s cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts, honey mustard sauce and balsamic honey glaze £9.50 (V*)( V)(GF*)
Beefsteak à la Tartare – has evolved over the centuries to become a world-famous delicacy. Beef tartare has always been associated with freshness, vitality and health. Served with onions, capers, mustard, raw egg yolk, spices and bread. It is best served with Le Sentier Blanc our dry white wine to subtle the flavours. £15.00
Tatra Mountains (Oscypek) – a cheese made exclusively in the Tatra mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce, apple and gherkin £12.00(V)(GF*)
The Sea – Pieces of marinated herring with caviar, mandarins, cranberries, complimented by a green pea salad and a Mad Dog shot £12/ Without a shot £10.00 (GF*)
Roma – Soft bread with garlic and fresh thyme + hot and crispy pita bread served with our house special mix of olive oil, hummus, balsamic glaze & a drop of honey £8.50 (V*)( V)
MAINS
RIB-EYE STEAK – The Mighty Cut. A charm to steady the warrior’s heart.
Seared in cauldron flame, this cut of beef breathes strength.
With mushrooms, onions, tomatoes at its side,
Choose golden chips, silken mash, or crimson beetroot mash (+£1).
🇬🇧 29 Gold Coins (£29) (GF*)
CZECH FRIED CHEESE – Moonlit Relic. Best devoured beneath a waxing moon.
A relic of moonlit kitchens, cheese cloaked in golden crust.
Cranberry sweetness crowns the spell,
Summoned with crisp salad and chips of light.
🇨🇿 19 Gold Coins (£19) (V)(GF*)
POLISH SAUSAGE – The Smoked Spell
Forged in ancient fires, smoked pork sings its tale.
Served with chips and crisp salad,
A ward against winter’s icy breath.
🇵🇱 19 Gold Coins (£19) (GF*)
WITCHELICIOUS BURGER – The Familiar’s Feast. Whisper your will; the spell obeys.
Eight ounces of conjured delight — beef crowned with sausage,
Pepperoni, mushrooms, red peppers, onions, cheese, and gherkins.
Bound with golden chips, a feast for chosen familiars.
🕯️ 21 Gold Coins (£21) (GF*)
RÖSTI – The Alpine Rune. The hearth-song of wandering souls.
Shreds of potato bound by butter’s kiss,
Melded with cheese, crowned with a sun-bright egg.
Add meats or garden charms (+£1 each) to deepen the rune.
🇨🇭 19 Gold Coins (£19) (V)(V*)(GF*)
FISH D’ALSACE – The Secret. Ask the tide what fish it gifts tonight.
From Alsace’s valley, a tide-born secret:
White fish veiled in creamy sauerkraut,
Enchanted with thyme and star anise.
Choose silken mash, crimson mash (+£1), or “little hooves.”
🇫🇷 26 Gold Coins (£26) (GF*)
LAMBLICIOUS STEAK – The Herb-Whispered Cut. A blessing of the wild green spirits.
Rosemary, thyme, mint, and garlic weave their spell.
Lamb kissed by flame with mushrooms and peppers,
Served with couscous of lemon and coriander, or mash, or chips.
🌿 31 Gold Coins (£31) (GF*)
GREEK WITCH SALAD – The Oracle’s Vision.
A charm from Delphi’s table, said to reveal what the moon conceals.
Gyros chicken, kissed with our house-blessed garlic dressing and a splash of orange sun.
Served with pita bread, warm as prophecy’s fire.
🇬🇷 21 Gold Coins (£21) (V*)(V)(GF*)
PIEROGI – The Dumpling Spell. Each dumpling a pouch of luck, sealed in steam.
Soft pasta half-moons, filled with hidden fortunes — their secrets known only
to ThewitchEZ this night.
Add Polish sausage or crimson beetroot soup for +1 Gold Coin.
🇵🇱 20 Gold Coins (£20) (V*)(V)
B.C. – The Fire & Frost Rite. The eternal dance of flame and snow in a single bite.
Peruvian alchemy: chocolate and chilli entwined in forbidden union,
Paired with chicken, couscous, or golden chips.
Cooled by a sour cream charm, fresh coriander, and flakes of fire.
🇵🇪 24 Gold Coins (£24) (V*)(V)
QUARANTUNA – The Silver Lining. A charm of resilience, kissed by the sea.
From the shadows of lockdown, conjured into light:
Tuna steak, seared through with peaches, oregano, onions, peppers, garlic, green beans,
and a breath of white wine.
Served with mash or golden chips.
🐟 24 Gold Coins (£24) (GF*)
HIMMEL UN ÄÄD – The Sky & Earth Spell
A spell that binds the heavens and the soil in mortal union.
German black sausage entwined with mashed potatoes,
Crowned with gherkins and grilled shallots.
🇩🇪 19 Gold Coins (£19)
LITTLE HOOVES – The Hearth Feast. A gallop of flavour, steady as the earth’s heart.
Potato dumplings, famed and beloved,
Summoned with rich beef stew and crowned with gherkins.
🇵🇱 23 Gold Coins (£23)
LITTLE HOOVES – The Green Charm. A gentler spell, sung at the forest’s edge.
Potato dumplings cloaked in a pesto-cream enchantment,
With spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, and olives from ancient groves.
🇵🇱 21 Gold Coins (£21) (V*)(V)
BAVARIAN SCHNITZEL – The Knight’s Charm. A charm to turn aside misfortune’s gaze.
A golden shield of chicken, crisp as dawn,
Laid with Parmesan snow, fresh salad at its side.
With chips, mash, or crimson beetroot mash (+£1).
🇩🇪 25 Gold Coins (£25) (GF*)
SIDES
Chips £4.00 (*V)(V)
Cheesy chips £5.00 (V)
Salad £4.50 (*V)(V)
SPECIALS
GOLONKA – The King’s Feast
A mighty pork hock, slow-cooked in shadowy embers, kissed by Polish spices, and fried until its skin
crackles like autumn firewood.Resting upon an enchanted bed of Alsace sauerkraut, guarded by
golden chips.
27 Gold Coins (£27) (GF*) Whisper thrice before tasting to summon fortune.
AUSTRIAN VEAL SCHNITZEL – The Buttered Blade
Tender veal slices, seared in sizzling butter until golden as a witch’s coin. Served with mashed
moon-clouds or charmed chips, dusted with Parmesan snow, and bound with a harvest salad.
29.50 Gold Coins (£29.50) (GF*) Best consumed under the waxing moon.
SWISS CHEESE FONDUE – Cauldron of the Alps – This spell must be conjured in advance.
A bubbling brew of molten Swiss cheeses, crafted for two initiates of the circle.
Dip fruits, pickled roots, and bewitched bread into its depths. 66 Gold Coins (£66) (V)
With two goblets of pale Sauvignon Blanc, the ritual deepens. 78 Gold Coins (£78)
Summon extra Polish sausage for 12 Golden Coins (£12)
HUNTER STEW (BIGOS) – The Forest Coven’s Brew
An ancient potion of pork, beef, and wild game, stewed with foraged mushrooms, twilight prunes,
and a blood-red wine. Bound by tangy sauerkraut and sealed in a crust of bread, warm as a
midnight hearth.
25 Gold Coins (£25) Eat with care — the forest spirits watch.
LECSO – The Ember Stew
A fiery Hungarian charm of peppers, tomatoes, onions, and paprika, brewed with smoky chorizo and
Polish sausage. Served in a bread cauldron glowing like embers from a witch’s fire.
24 Gold Coins (£24) (V)(V*) Stir counter clockwise before the first bite.
ON THE SWEET SIDE OF LIFE
SWEET LITTLE HOOVES – The Yuletide Charm
Golden dumplings kissed by fire,
Rolled in cinnamon’s spiced attire.
Crisp as winter, warm within,
A sugared spell where dreams begin.
Served with cream of vanilla fair,
And ruby strawberries resting there.
9 Gold Coins (£9) (V*)(V)
HOMEMADE GELATO – The Frozen Alchemy
From egg and cream, a charm is spun,
By moonlit hand, beneath the sun.
Fruit fresh plucked or cocoa deep,
A potion chilled in crystal sleep.
Each scoop a whisper, smooth, divine,
A frozen spell in every line.
8 Gold Coins (£8) (V)(GF*)
HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE – The Devil’s Delight
Dark and gooey, a molten bite,
Born of shadows, cloaked in night.
A whisper of whiskey, amaretto’s flame,
Served with ice cream to crown its name.
Eat it warm, let spirits rise,
A sinful charm no soul denies.
10 Gold Coins (£10) with spirits ✨ / 8 Gold Coins (£8) without (V)
CRUMBLE – The Hearthfire Charm
Oats and sugar, crisped with care,
A crumble spell beyond compare.
Fruits may change, as seasons flow,
But crunch and warmth forever glow.
Served with custard, smooth and sweet,
Or ice cream cold, the charm complete.
10 Gold Coins (£10) (V*)(V)(GF*)
FAIRY GODMOTHER’S FAVOURITE – The Mystery Conjure
A secret kept, a riddle sweet,
A changing spell for you to meet.
Ask ThewitchEZ what fate has spun,
Tonight’s dessert — a hidden one.
10 Gold Coins (£10)
Wedding receptions and celebrations may take place, please contact us to find out about venue hire.
We often hold private parties/functions/photo sessions, the opening hours to the public can depend on our availability.
12.5% discretionary service charge will be added for groups of 4+
If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of ThewitchEZ.
In order to allow our adult guests an evening of relaxation we have chosen for Thewitchez Restaurant to be an adult-only venue.
WE ARE NOT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
YOUR MEAL IS FRESHLY COOKED
