ThewitchEZ Photo Design Cafe Restaurant | Menu
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Soup of the day £4.00 (V)

Pear – with goat’s cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts and balsamic honey glaze £6.00 V

Mediterranean – olives with sun dried tomatoes, pita bread and hummus £5.50 V

Pissaladiere £6.00 (V)

Sea Wolf – Pieces of marinated herring with caviar, fig, cranberries, complimented by Swedish crispy bread, green peas salad and a Mad Dog shot of vodka.£7.50 Without a shot – £6.50

Bread basket – Soft bread with garlic and fresh rosemary + hot and chrispy pita bread served with our house special mix of olive oil + humus + balsamic +a drop of honey £5.00


Rib-eye Steak – with chips and herb butter £19.00

Tagliatelle tiger prawns £13.00

Czech fried cheese – served with chips and continental salad £11.00 V – available

Polish sausage – served with chips and salad £11.00

Witchelicious Burger – 6oz gourmet burger served with tomato, onions, bacon, Polish sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, gherkins and chips £12.00

Rösti – a traditional Swiss dish – pan-fried shredded potatoes with cheese and fried egg. £14.00
Add wild mushroom sauce or bacon, mushrooms, courgettes, peppers for an extra £1 each   (V)

Sea bass – an Alsatian dish of wild line caught Sea Bass off Brighton coast and white wine-braised sauerkraut with cream, comes with mashed potatoes or “little hooves” £16.00

Lamblicious steaks – marinated in fresh rosemary and garlic, served with pan-fried aubergine and lemon & coriander couscous £19.00

Bavarian schnitzel – with mash or chips and salad £13.00

Little hooves – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with beef stew and gherkin £12.00

Little hooves – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with pesto cream sauce, rocket and sun dried tomatoes £12.00 V

Himmel un Ääd – German black sausage with mashed potatoes and fried onions £10.00

Greek Witch Salad – Gyros chicken (*V) with cucumber mint yoghurt dressing & a splash of orange, complimented by a few pieces of pita bread £12.00

Pierogi – Pasta based dumplings – ask ThewitchEZ what fillings are available today £12.00 (*V)


Chips £3.00 V

Cheesy chips £3.75 V

Continental salad £3.00 V


Pizza del Witchez – cheese, pepperoni, red peppers, sun-dried tomatoes, black olives, green pesto, goat’s cheese, fresh rocket – £16.00

mmmmmm…pizza – cheese, mascarpone, mushrooms, pepperoni, walnuts, rocket £14.00

Baba Jaga – cheese, Polish sausage, onions, sliced gherkins, sour cream garlic sauce base £12.00

Alice in Wonderland – cheese, fresh tomatoes (+ any extras at £1.00 each) £10.00

Mamma Mia – cheese, ham, sweet corn, pineapple £12.00

Black Pearl – cheese, pepperoni, black olives, fresh rocket £12.00

Lord of the Rings – cheese, rings of onion, ham, red peppers £12.00

Wolf – cheese, pepperoni, jalapeño, peppers £12.00

Red Riding Hood – cheese, sun dried tomatoes, red peppers, spinach £12.00

Shrek in the Woods – cheese, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, fresh rocket £12.00


Chicken B.C. – Peruvian dish. Aji airillo chilli, Belgian dark chocolate, oranges, peanut butter, cream, coriander. (V)

Pretty Perfect Summer– Paneer Cheese Salad with apple, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, onions, coriander, garlic and pear. £12.00

New Zealand Greenshell Mussels – in light white wine sauce and cous cous, chorizo and pepperoni and courgette spaghetti. £15.00

Hungarian Lecso (LEH-choh) – a mixed peppers with onions, tomatoes, paprika, bacon and polish sausage. (V) £12.00

Austrian Veal schnitzel – pan fried veal schnitzel in butter served with chips/mash, Parmesan cheese and our continental salad. £17.00

German Hunter’s Stew – (also known as “Bigos” in Polish) – flavoursome dish made with meat of various kinds stewed with sauerkraut and shredded fresh cabbage. The dish is also traditional for Belarusian, Ukrainian and Lithuanian cuisine. £7.00

Tatra Smoked Cheese (Oscypek) – smoked cheese made of salted sheep milk exclusively in the Tatra Mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce. £7.00

Swiss Cheese Fondue – a traditional Swiss dish that originated in the Alps, mainly in and around the canton of Valais. Served with a selection of fresh and pickled vegetables and bread.
Serving for two adults only. Includes one glass of wine per person. (V) £40.00
Fondue must be prebooked.


Sweet little hooves – our famous & delicious potato dumplings, with sugar, cinnamon & cream £6.00 V
Vanilla Ice Cream with chocolate sauce £4.50 V
Homemade Chocolate Brownie – served on a bed of whisky with whipped cream on top £6.00
Fairy Godmother’s favourite – Ask ThewitchEZ what the mystery dessert is today £6.00 V
and look at our bar……. if you fancy some yummy cakes

Due to the layout of our restaurant we are only able to sit one group of 10 people together at one time. For groups of 10+, please contact us to find about venue hire.
As we often hold private parties/functions/photo sessions, the opening hours to the public can depend on our availability.

10% service charge will be added for groups of 5+

If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of Thewitchez.

Children are welcome until 6pm



Address: 16 Marine Parade, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1TL

Email: Phone: 01273673652