ThewitchEZ Photo Design Cafe Restaurant | Menu
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Soup of the day £5.00 (*V, V)

Pear – with goat’s cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts, honey mustard sauce and balsamic honey glaze £6.00 V

Mediterranean – olives and sun dried tomatoes marinated together served with chargrilled artichokes in olive oil, pita bread & hummus £6 *V

Tatra Smoked Cheese (Oscypek) – made exclusively in the Tatra mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce, apple and gherkin £7.00 (V)

Sea Wolf – Pieces of marinated herring with caviar, mandarines, cranberries, complimented by Swedish crispy bread, green peas salad and a Mad Dog shot of vodka  £8 /Without a shot – £7

Bread basket – Soft bread with garlic and fresh rosemary + hot and crispy pita bread served with our house special mix of olive oil + humus + balsamic +a drop of honey £5.00


Rib-eye Steak – British beef fried with onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, served with chips £19.00

Tagliatelle king prawns – in creamy white wine sauce with fresh fennel, courgette, onions and red peppers £15.00

Czech fried cheese – served with chips and continental salad £11.00 V – available

Polish sausage – pork sausage served with chips and continental salad £11.00

Witchelicious Burger – 8oz gourmet burger served with tomato, onions, Polish sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, gherkins and chips £13.00

Rösti – a traditional Swiss dish – pan-fried shredded potatoes with cheese and fried egg  £14.00
Add Polish sausage, mushrooms, courgettes, jalapenos, onions or peppers for an extra £1 each   (*V, V)

Sea bass – an Alsatian dish of wild line caught Sea Bass off Brighton coast and white wine-braised sauerkraut with cream, comes with mashed potatoes or “little hooves” £17.00

Lamblicious steaks – marinated in fresh rosemary, thyme, mint and garlic, served with pan-fried aubergine, peppers and lemon & coriander couscous or chips £19.00

Bavarian schnitzel – chicken schnitzel with mash or chips, parmesan cheese, lemon and continental salad £14.00

“Little hooves” – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with beef stew and gherkin £13.00

“Little hooves” – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with pesto cream sauce, rocket and sun dried tomatoes & olives £12.00 (*V, V)

Himmel un Ääd – German black sausage with mashed potatoes, gherkins and grilled shallots £12.00

Greek Witch Salad – Gyros chicken (*V) with cucumber mint yoghurt dressing & a splash of orange, complimented by a few pieces of pita bread £12.00

Pierogi – Pasta based dumplings – ask ThewitchEZ what fillings are available today £12.00 (*V, V)

B.C – The Peruvian inspired chocolate & Aji airillo chilli dish served with chicken, cous-cous, cooling sour cream salad, fresh coriander, lemon zest & chilli £12.00 (*V, V)

If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of Thewitchez
(*V) – vegan options available     (V) – vegetarian options available


Chips £3.00 V

Cheesy chips £3.75 V

Continental salad £3.00 V


Pizza del Witchez – cheese, pepperoni, red peppers, sun-dried tomatoes, black olives, green pesto, goat’s cheese, fresh rocket – £16.00

mmmmmm…pizza – cheese, mascarpone, mushrooms, pepperoni, walnuts, rocket £14.00

Baba Jaga – cheese, Polish sausage, onions, sliced gherkins, sour cream garlic sauce base £12.00

Alice in Wonderland – cheese, fresh tomatoes (+ any extras at £1.00 each) £10.00

Mamma Mia – cheese, ham, sweet corn, pineapple £12.00

Black Pearl – cheese, pepperoni, black olives, fresh rocket £12.00

Lord of the Rings – cheese, rings of onion, ham, red peppers £12.00

Wolf – cheese, pepperoni, jalapeño, peppers £12.00

Red Riding Hood – cheese, sun dried tomatoes, red peppers, spinach £12.00

Shrek in the Woods – cheese, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, fresh rocket £12.00


New Zealand Greenshell Mussels – in light white wine sauce and cous cous, chorizo and pepperoni and courgette spaghetti. £15.00

Austrian Veal schnitzel – pan fried veal schnitzel in butter served with chips/mash, Parmesan cheese and our continental salad. £17.00

Swiss Cheese Fondue – a traditional Swiss dish that originated in the Alps, mainly in and around the canton of Valais. Served with a selection of fresh and pickled vegetables and bread.
Serving for two adults only. Includes one glass of wine per person. (V) £45.00
Fondue must be prebooked.


Sweet little hooves – our famous & delicious potato dumplings, with sugar, cinnamon & cream £6.00 V
Homemade Gelato £6.00 V
Homemade Chocolate Brownie – served on a bed of whisky with whipped cream on top £6.00
Fairy Godmother’s favourite – Ask ThewitchEZ what the mystery dessert is today £6.00 V
and look at our bar……. if you fancy some yummy cakes

Due to the layout of our restaurant we are only able to sit one group of 10 people together at one time. For groups of 10+, please contact us to find about venue hire.

As our place is rather small we take £10 per person booking fee which is then deducted from the total bill on the day. We can only reserve a table if the payment for the exact number of people arriving has been received.

The deposit is fully refundable when we get notified 24hrs prior to the booking. When your plans change last minute the booking along with the booking fee can be rescheduled to a different date.

We often hold private parties/functions/photo sessions, the opening hours to the public can depend on our availability.

10% service charge will be added for groups of 5+

If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of Thewitchez.

In order to allow our adult guests an evening of relaxation we have chosen for Thewitchez Restaurant to be an adult-only venue.
Minimum age is 13 years old.



Address: 16 Marine Parade, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1TL

Email: Phone: 01273673652