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Soup of the day  £7.50(V*)( V)(GF*)

Summer Breeze – a warm pear with goat’s cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts, honey mustard sauce and balsamic honey glaze £9.00 (V*)( V)(GF*)

Beefsteak à la Tartare – has evolved over the centuries to become a world-famous delicacy. Beef tartare has always been associated with freshness, vitality and health. Served with onions, capers, mustard, raw egg yolk, spices and bread. It is best served with Le Sentier Blanc our dry white wine to subtle the flavours.  £15.00

Tatra Mountains (Oscypek) – a cheese made exclusively in the Tatra mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce, apple and gherkin £11.00(V)(GF*)

The Sea – Pieces of marinated herring with caviar, mandarins, cranberries, complimented by a green pea salad and a Mad Dog shot £12/ Without a shot £10.00 (GF*)

Roma – Soft bread with garlic and fresh thyme + hot and crispy pita bread served with our house special mix of olive oil, hummus, balsamic glaze & a drop of honey  £8.00 (V*)( V)


Rib-eye Steak – British beef fried with onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, served with chips  or mash £26.00 (GF*)

Czech fried cheese – served with chips and continental salad and cranberry sauce £18.00 ( V)(GF*)

Polish sausage – pork sausage served with chips and continental salad £19.00 (GF*)

Witchelicious Burger – 8oz gourmet burger served with tomato, onions, Polish sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, red peppers, gherkins and chips. Customize it your way.  £20.00 (GF*)

Rösti – a traditional Swiss dish – pan-fried shredded potatoes with cheese and fried egg  £19.00 (V*)( V)(GF*)
Add Polish sausage, mushrooms, courgettes, jalapenos, onions or peppers for an extra £1 each

Fish D’alsace– an Alsatian dish of white wine-braised sauerkraut with cream and fish. Comes with mashed potatoes or “little hooves”.   Ask what fish is available today £25.00 (GF*)

Lamblicious steak – marinated in fresh rosemary, thyme, mint and garlic, served panfried peppers and lemon & coriander couscous, mash or chips £27.00 (GF*)

Bavarian schnitzel – chicken schnitzel with mash or chips, Parmesan cheese, lemon and continental salad  £23.00 (GF*)

“Little hooves with beef stew” – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with beef stew and gherkins £22.00

“Little hooves Pesto” – our famous & delicious potato dumplings with pesto cream sauce, spinach and sun dried tomatoes & olives £20.00 (*V, V)

Himmel un Ääd – German black sausage with mashed potatoes, gherkins and grilled shallots £19.00

Greek Witch Salad – Gyros chicken with cucumber mint yoghurt dressing & a splash of orange, complimented by a few pieces of pitta bread £20.00 (*V, V)

Pierogi – Pasta based dumplings – ask ThewitchEZ what fillings are available today £19.00 (*V, V)
Add Polish sausage and/or beetroot soup at £1 each

B.C – The Peruvian inspired chocolate & Aji airillo chilli dish served with chicken, couscous, cooling sour cream salad, fresh coriander & chilli flakes £22.00 (*V, V)

If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of Thewitchez
(*V) – vegan options available     (V) – vegetarian options available


Chips £4.00 (*V)(V)

Cheesy chips £5.00 (V)

Salad £4.50 (*V)(V)


Quarantuna – The silver lining of our lockdown days.  Tuna steak fried with peaches, oregano, onions, peppers, garlic,  green beans & a dash of white wine .

Quarantuna can be served with mash or chips.  £24.00

Austrian Veal schnitzel – pan fried veal schnitzel in butter served with chips/mash, Parmesan cheese and our continental salad.  £28.00

Hunter Stew (Bigos) – It is a traditional medieval dish from Polish, German, Belarusian, Ukrainian and Lithuanian cuisine. It is made with a variety of meats that have been cut into bite-sized pieces and stewed with sauerkraut. This home-made delicious, hearty meal is made with pork, beef and game, plus wild mushrooms, prunes and red wine starter  £11.00 / main £23.oo.

Swiss Cheese Fondue – a traditional Swiss dish that originated in the Alps, mainly in and around the canton of Valais. Served with a selection of fresh fruit and veg, pickled vegetables and bread. (V) 62.oo
Serving for two only.

Include two small glasses of Sauvignon Blanc per person.  (V) £74.00
Fondue must be pre-booked.


Sweet little hooves – our famous & delicious potato dumplings, with sugar, cinnamon & cream £9.00 (*V)(V)
Homemade Gelato £7.00 (V)(GF)
Homemade Chocolate Brownie – served on a bed of whisky or amaretto with ice-cream £10.00 (V) (alcohol-free brownie  with ice-cream£8)

Crumble – mixed with oats for that extra crunchy experience, served with ice cream or custard. £9.00(*V)(V)

Fairy Godmother’s favourite – Ask ThewitchEZ what the mystery dessert is today £9.00

Wedding receptions and celebrations may take place, please contact us to find out about venue hire.

We often hold private parties/functions/photo sessions, the opening hours to the public can depend on our availability.

12.5% discretionary service charge will be added for groups of 4+

If you are allergic to nuts or any other foods, please talk to one of ThewitchEZ.

In order to allow our adult guests an evening of relaxation we have chosen for Thewitchez Restaurant to be an adult-only venue.




Address: 3 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1HB

Email: Phone: 01273673652